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I recently popped into my local charity shop as they had a half price sale on- I feel terrible... Charity shops shouldn't have half price sales, and I shouldn't be going in JUST BECAUSE it is half price.

Anyway I could not be bothered to try anything on and I found an AMAZING pair of trousers. "OOOH they look just my size..." I'm deluded. I genuinely have body dysmorphia. I think I'm SMALLER than I am. I looked at the label when I got home after DYING that I couldn't do them up. They were aged 11.

Kill me now.