Mine.

Thatcher

2012-01-15T07:09:00.000-08:00

Ok. So the Thatcher film may not cover enough monstrous qualities for the lefties. And it may not please the righties that we are showing her in such an undignified state, but I'm going to say I enjoyed the film nonetheless. Rather than bitch and moan about all the things it did or didn't cover may I bring back the fundamentals of film making. The cinematography and continuity were flawless. Meryl Streep was mesmerising. It is quite a task to cover a whole life time in two hours. I think it was an extremely graceful film, that showed human qualities, which believe it or not we all have, yes even the monsters. To be able to accept and see that surely is what separates us from animals? This does not in any way justify or explain her actions. And whilst the poll tax, and the trade unions could have been covered a little more in depth, it was not hidden or veiled. A good debate should always be seen and understood from both sides to make a fully informed opinion. There is no question where I stand. I was raised in Newcastle, one of the worst regions to be hit by thatcherism and these times will never be forgotten. I just feel a little angry that this film is getting such a raw time from left right and centre (literally) the execution, directing, acting, production, script writing, costume, casting, continuity and cinematography were incredible. Now can we at least appreciate that?? Thankyou.

LADY BIRD

2012-01-05T14:13:00.000-08:00

A ladybird emerged in my living room from god knows where a few days ago. I freed her, but she probably froze to death in the cold outside. I thought this was better than the cats eating her.

I remember when I was young, I thought however many spots they had equalled how old they were. The one I freed was two. I hope she's ok.

Little miss perfect

2011-12-24T16:47:00.001-08:00

Matching pjs

2011-12-24T16:45:00.001-08:00

Pease pudding hot, pease pudding cold

2011-12-18T14:10:00.000-08:00

For many years since moving to London, have I moaned and bitched that down South does not have pease pudding. A northern delicacy (pushing it?) I miss greatly.

So after searching out many a deli in the east of london, and only finding a measly tinned version (are we in the 1940s?) I decided to make Mama's recipe myself...

Under instruction to use a cloth hanky (do these still exist? I cut up an old pillow case instead- how modern) I wrapped 250g of yellow split peas and secured with a hairband. Popped 1kg of unsmoked bacon joint in a large pan and slung cotton bag in with and boiled for an hour and a half. Once the peas have swelled take out drain and mush with pepper and butter.

Now I don't like it hot as much. So I put it in the fridge to set. Voila.

As for the ham, I glazed it with honey an roasted for a further 45 mins.

Dans Le Noir

2011-12-17T16:12:00.000-08:00

AP Christmas party. Dans Le Noir.

After MILD panic attack at the entrance, and giving the other half of the group the wrong address, the evening went swimmingly.

Dining in the dark is a unique experience. One I was not prepared for. Guided by blind waiters- why blind waiters? Blind people are most comfortable with not being able to see of course, and therefore most confident- we waited with baited breath, as we allocated members of the party to carry out certain tasks. It felt much like a team bonding exercise, working together is key. Or you will end up with wine everywhere.

Not knowing what you are eating or where it is, is something I found particularly hard to deal with. As those who know me, know I have certain control issues. I don't eat this, and I don't like that, I don't like the idea of this, and I don't morally agree with that. High maintenance? Sure. Why not....

I found the best way to deal with the fact that you cannot see a thing, is to keep one hand on the wine glass, one of the water glass, one arm against the wall, and one against Olivia. I am aware of my surroundings, and can mentally visualise where things are. Almost.

The food comes, and I thoroughly enjoy everything on my plate. Your senses are heightened, and I found myself whittling on about the best cabbage I had ever tasted. And the spicy sausage (which turned out to be BLACK PUDDING, dear dear dear god)

Dessert was incredible. Thin layers of white chocolate with milk chocolate fondant in between. And raspberry jelly. Gross. Gave the jelly away.

I also found eating with knife and fork is out of the question. Fingers all the way. Thank GOD no one could see me.

Another bonus to dining in the dark is you can tell neighbouring tables to shut up and they have NO idea who it is. Win win.

Sneaky mention to the Maitre D that we are from AP and a cheeky discount is added to the bill. Naughty.

Paulo Nozolino

2011-12-17T15:31:00.000-08:00

New favourite photographer. Photograph taken from his book Bone Lonely, a collection of photographs and poetry.

Available from http://www.dashwoodbooks.com/ my favourite book store in the whole entire universe.

Samantha x

GENEVIEVE

2011-09-26T15:38:00.000-07:00

"I don't like to intellectualize about my acting. I don't sit around and study the pages of a script over and over again. I don't worry whether the period is contemporary or three hundred years ago. Human beings are all alike. The main thing in acting is honesty, to feel the humanity and get to the essence of the character. You can't put anything into a character that you haven't got within you."

TOP OF THE POPS

2011-09-25T15:54:00.000-07:00

A list of my top ten movies ever... (Well top 18 movies ever, coz I couldn't cut them down.) They are in no particular order, because that would be too difficult, and I'll probably (definitely) have forgotten a few...

1)Titanic So Leo will probably crop up a few times in this list (just warning you.) I went to see this movie seven times at the cinema, I was eleven (legally underage may I add- as the film is certified 12) and each time I thought MAYBE THIS TIME JACK WON'T DIE. He died every time. Whoops just spoilt the ending... sozza. I don't care what ANYONE says, even if you don't like the story coz it's too "obvious or whatever" the research and the continuity in this film are faultless. They REBUILT half the ship for gods sake!? And did you know, for all the water scenes, they pumped Atalantic Ocean water in! That, my friends, is dedication. (Might know a bit too much about this movie?)

2)Heathers And so my obsession with Winona Ryder begins. Most of my adult life has been built around her. She's just amazing. Why Johnny and her never worked it out is just baffling. I mean she's WAY hotter than that gollum he ended up with. I remember the first night I met Paul he looked like JD in this movie. I thought i'd struck gold. He is still "Christian Slater" in my phone.

Full of OH SO MANY great one liners!
GROW UP HEATHER, BULIMIA IS SO 87.

I SAY WE JUST GROW UP BE ADULTS AND DIE.
CORN NUTS
What is your damage Heather?
Great Pate Mom.

And who can forget BIG FUN?!

3)Wild at Heart I wonder if this is where Faris got his snakeskin jacket idea? Unfortunately no one can pull it off like Nicholas Cage. David Lynch being easily hands down my favourite director, Paul bought me this for me 22nd birthday, and has become "our film" I could watch it over and over again. Laura Dern is just incredible. Lula and Sailor forever.

4)Eternal Sunshine Jim Carey in his best role, and Kate Winslet making a second appearance in my favourite films. I love it when sci fi becomes tangible and is some what believable. One of the most beautifully painful romance films. I never fail to weep constantly (no news there then). A fantastic concept and brilliantly portrayed. The idea of erasing memories makes me feel sick, it also makes you appreciate the beauty and importance of simple things we do not even register in this life.

5)In the name of the Father I was wondering how long it would be before Daniel Day Lewis made an appearance. Well here it is. The story of The Guilford Four, four people falsely convicted of the IRA bombing in Guilford. An all star cast with Daniel, Pete Postlethwaite, Emma Thompson and John Lynch.

6) Rocky Horror Show Don't really need to say anything about this really do I? Well done Tim Curry for being the only man MAN ENOUGH to make dressing up as a woman HOT.

7)Trainspotting Do you find that this approach usually works? Or let me guess, you've never tried it before. In fact, you don't normally approach girls - am I right? The truth is that you're a quiet sensitive type but, if I'm prepared to take a chance, I might just get to know the inner you: witty, adventurous, passionate, loving, loyal. Taxi! A little bit crazy, a little bit bad. But hey - don't us girls just love that? ENOUGH SAID. OH AND DON'T DO HEROIN.

8) True Romance Christian Slater's second appearance in my list, and I'm pretty sure if you read on he'll make another one. Similar pattern to Wild At Heart. I hope I can drive across America one day in an open top car. (I don't want to die though... Or get shot)

9) Cry Baby Well, I'm quite surprised Johnny is so far down the list! John Waters was always gonna get in here. A defining film in my life. I once had a dream I got to star in a movie with Johnny as Crybaby Walker, and he fell in love with me, but I told him I just didn't like him in that way.

10) What's Eating Gilbert Grape Johnny and Leo strike again. LOVE this film. And Johnny- GREAT HAIR. It's a crime that mini Leo didn't get the oscar for this role.

11) Interview With The Vampire The best Antonio, Brad and Tom have EVER looked. Such a dark film, and so so ahead of its time. Just a shame about Kirsten Dunst really....

12) Nathalie Emmanuelle Beart SWOON.

13)Lolita Jeremy Irons playing a paedo, and somehow (strangely) justifying it. This makes me feel weird. Very weird.

14) Dirty Dancing NO. WORDS. NECESSARY. RIP.

15) Anne of 1000 days Richard Burton and Genevieve Bujold. I had an unhealthy obsession with The Tudors as a child, especially Anne Boleyn. So much so that I eventually came to the conclusion that I was in fact King Henry's second wife in a past life. This film reminds me of those times.

16) The Commitments This film is perfect. So sexy. So Irish. So right.

17) Far and away OK so this one is a slight guilty pleasure. And I really don't like Tom Cruise, so I feel a bit annoyed at myself that he's crept in here TWICE now. But this film is amazing.

18) Robin Hood HI THERE. Christian Slater scores a hat trick. What a corker. I especially LOVE how he doesn't even BOTHER to attempt an English Accent. LOVE IT. But he can get away with it because he's Christian Slater. Alan Rickman, also amazing.

Well that was actually really therapeutic. It took me the WHOLE weekend to decide, but I really feel like I've acheived something.

Paul also wanted to share his...

blade runner

schindlers list

fight club

true romance

memento

wild at heart

strictly ballroom

heat

romeo and juliet

priscilla queen of the desert

swingers

trainspotting

seven

in the name of the father

life is beautiful

dead mans shoes

bedknobs and broomsticks

old boy

NOW I WISH I'D INCLUDED SOME OF THEM!!!! WAHHHH

Pink Ladies

2011-09-21T14:07:00.000-07:00

As a child, I dreamt of becoming a Pink Lady. Mostly Rizzo (??slightly worrying...) Now as I have grown up I am happy to say I'm now firmly back in the pink dress at Agent Provocateur (for the second time). A pink lady of sorts, at least I can check that off my childhood aspirations.... Now I need to get onto sorting a way to make Coca Cola come out of taps....

OH MY LOVE

2011-09-18T15:06:00.000-07:00

BYE BYE NAILS

2011-09-17T07:39:00.000-07:00

So after six months of beautiful long (fake) nails I made the decision to "give me nails a rest" as advised, and take them off. Bye bye beautiful sexy talons, and hello stubby claws.

I actually felt quite sad as they were cutting them down. Now I feel like half of my hand has been chopped off, and feel a bit like I have dwarf hands.

At least they're a nice colour- I went for a flesh tone. So now I look like a barbie doll- you know when their nails are the same colour as their skin? Zexy.

DO YOU REMEMBER?

2011-09-10T15:58:00.002-07:00

People come and go in your life, like dodgy haircuts and terrible outfits. But some people stick. Like the faithful winter coat that comes out every year, and the little black dress that never gets old.

I've been lucky enough to watch two of my very bestest and oldest friends get married this summer to amazing men. And suddenly it dawned on me, that we are in "the next phase." Life is full of phases. Nathalie I have known since I could walk, Deborah and Laura joined forces with us at the tender (ish) age of 18. We spent the next year living in each other pockets, full of road trips, road signs, road rage, road accidents and roads to recovery (Mostly Laura).... We invented our own jokes and our own codes, we spent every night doing something ridiculous, which is probably not funny at all anymore- and very probably cringeworthy and most certainly embarrassing, but at the time made us cry and ache till we couldn't breathe with laughter... A lot of first times and a lot of last times.

I then took the step and moved to the big smoke, and missed my bestest friends more than anything... The years rolled on and every time I heard Black Wire, or The Cribs, or The Futureheads etc a smile crept on my face and as memories came flooding in... I could reel off hours worth of comedy gold, but it would only be funny and understood by three other people...

This summer saw Nathalie first, and then Deborah get married, and I cried at both... It was that moment that I realised we were growing up, we are in the next phase, and I'm so happy that we still have a bond that distance and time cannot break. 6 years on, and it all feels like yesterday, it seems like two minutes ago we were taking Laura to A&E (again) for something or other, or calling Deborah's Dad (again) to come and help us with the latest car problem, whether it be to be rescued from the A1 or to change a tyre on the roadside. We can spend a whole year apart, yet when we meet up it doesn't matter. Those are the friendships you know are for keeps. The strongest and the truest.

So here's to the next phase, the next six years of a true friendship.

And to Deborah, Kris, Nathalie and Andy, a lifetime of happiness ahead.

THE ORIGINAL RAVER

2011-09-06T12:59:00.000-07:00

Recently was reminded of my youthful love for Buddy Holly. I was probably 5 when my Dad used to pick me up from school, drive me to his house (via Mcdonalds, it really is a wonder that I am not obese....) and we'd listen to Buddy Holly allll the way to his, then when it was home time, i'd make him play this damn tape over and over again. This went on for about another five years.

Love it. Sad there's no video... But enjoy the motion(less) picture.

CHINESE DRAGONS

2011-09-05T13:32:00.000-07:00

7 days in the sun, and am only a semi shade darker? Beach babes dreams are over. So back to life, back to reality.

I am happy to report, that on holiday I got over my mind block of "book phobia". For as long as anyone has known me, I have religiously read on average a book a week. However, over the past six months or so, I have been struggling to concentrate on a book for more than twenty pages without getting bored. I began to think there was something seriously wrong with me, so developed a phobia of books. The harder I tried to make myself read, the harder it was to find a book I enjoyed. I had to accept I was becoming incapable of loving a book. Which was devastation. Thank god for New! Magazine, Peter Andre's column was about as much as I could digest without getting distracted or bored.com.

ANYWAYYYYYY, I digress.... Everyone has been banging on about the damn "Millennium" trilogy forever, so I thought, what harm can it do? So, after easing myself into my holiday with Closer Magazine, and Cheryl Cole's latest problems with Ashley, I moved onto my main course- volume one- The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo. Well, boys and gals, once the book was opened, it was not closed until it was finished. I read the 540 pages in 3 days. Amazing. Truly amazing. This was followed by Bret Easton Ellis' crap attempt of a "day in the life of an LA scene kid in the 80's" book, Less Than Zero. Just the average summer of sex, drugs, rape and finding dead bodies. No biggie. Sureeeeeee.....

Anyway, thankyou Stieg Larsson for curing me of my ailment... And now, round two....

DIFFERENT STROKES

2011-08-28T15:04:00.000-07:00

I genuinely much prefer watching festivals in the comfort of my own living room/ bedroom. Dry? Check. Warm? Check. Not squashed in a pit of drunk twats? Check.

Ok, now I have the privilege of my own duvet, and the safe knowledge of a lovely clean toilet should I need it, not covered in urine and stinking of yesterdays cocaine binge, I am ready to watch The Strokes.

The Strokes were, in their time, amazing. One of the best bands of my generation. Suddenly I'm 15 again and like SO excited. OH WAIT... It's ten years later, and yep, they've aged... I don't know why I was expecting them to look exactly the same? Why do we freeze our favourite film and music stars in our minds? Locked in an ice capsule. They become timeless icons, and beautiful forever. Or in this case, a slap of reality proves me wrong.

Now I do think Julian still has a fab voice, and the set was incredible, and as shallow as it is (as surely the music is obviously more important???) Julian looks like shit. Soz. I said it. Some people do "age" well... (ie, Jarvis) but others, yes, it is best you stick a pair of wayfarers on.

It was, however, incredible to see the songs on my teenage youth immortalised as classics. I'm so used to seeing bands perform their greatest albums from before my time. Magazine, Siouxsie, The Cult, Sisters of Mercy, Manics, Pulp, Suede... The list goes on. I never actually SAW them in their official HEYDAY. I just dreamt of what it would be like, and how exciting it would be to be there in the crowd for when they were young and beautiful. However, The Strokes, I was indeed there for the first time around, and despite the perils of age, they were amazing.

A great evening.... Now I can turn off my light and go to sleep NOT in a pile of someone else's sick. NIGHT NIGHT FESTIVAL GOERS.

HARVEY MILK

2011-08-27T10:12:00.000-07:00

THE BITTER END

2011-08-25T13:59:00.000-07:00

Redeveloped a love for very very very very dark chocolate. Much better for you..... right????

I LOVE THE RAIN

2011-08-23T13:38:00.000-07:00

The surprise weather today actually felt rather refreshing. I love British weather, believe it or not. It felt quite cleansing. Obviously I do not mean this literally, as rain water is clearly quite repulsive.

It kills me that, after about 30000000 years of crap weather, the transport systems still fail to cope with it. DELAYED DELAYED DELAYED. Yet it failed to phase me. I sat quite content on the train, stuck in a tunnel, feet sopping wet, coat three stone heavier with rain and dripping brolly. Winter is coming, which only means one thing, so is santa.

In the mean time I shall leave you with this...

And this...

Boy meets Girl, So What?

2011-08-21T15:49:00.000-07:00

Our Friends In The North

2011-08-20T14:15:00.000-07:00

Paul brought to my attention, a piece of TV history that, being from Newcastle, I should be ashamed of for not knowing about. Not only does it star Daniel Craig, Christopher Eccleston, AND a cameo from Malcolm Mcdowell, but it's based in sunny Geordieland itself.

Now, the Geordie accent is a hard one. Most people who dare to attempt often come out as some kind of Jamaican/ Indian (not naming names... PAUL) So all poised, ready to "catch out" every NON GEORDIE, for not perfecting the dialect and inflections in appropriate places, I was, indeed, pleasantly surprised, at the talent of all cast involved. Daniel Craig can officially do no wrong.

I would like to point out however, that Geordies do not go to the Tyne Bridge EVERY time they need to reflect. Life changing decision? Tyne Bridge'll sort you out. Wife dumped you? Don't worry, just look at that bridge. Someone die? Well just pop to the Tyne, it'll make you feel cracking. New office? View of the bridge? Naturally. Walking to your Mam's? Over the bridge? OBVIOUSLY.

We finished it today on a lazy (hungover) Saturday in tracksuit bottoms, biscuits (chocolate digestives, of course) and tea (green tea, of course.)

A thoroughly canny watch.

Pineapple

2011-08-18T13:41:00.000-07:00

Pineapples; good for many reasons. They are yellow, they are full of "good sugar" and cats look hilarious in them.

DELERIOUS

2011-05-23T07:26:00.000-07:00

My fever has lasted way too long. Recurrent thoughts of everything below has plagued me for too long. Sadly I can say, I never wanna see Neil Codlings face again.

SALLY MANN

2011-05-10T03:14:00.000-07:00

RED HOT

2011-05-06T07:36:00.000-07:00

How I wish I was a redhead right now...

Tiah Eckhardt, hottest model EVER.

Nicole Kidman

Pandora Lennard

Kate Winslet

Does she really need an introduction?! No... Didn't think so...

Ewan Mcgregs

Bowie

Rachel Callaghan

Ariel

Love love.x.

Wire

Jessica Rabbit

Shirley Manson

Kate Nash

NUMBER ONE REDHEAD OF THE MONTH... So jel.

LEONARDO

2011-05-06T02:58:00.000-07:00

WHAT HAPPENED BABES!?!?

UH OH....

SIMON PREEN

2011-05-05T15:52:00.000-07:00

I recently did a look book for ASOS for the incredible Simon Preen, shot by Socrates. His collection is immense. I am SO excited for it and for him. I'm sure he will be massive. Am even more excited that he has kindly agreed to ply me with clothes. Thankyou Simon.

I was also super excited to shoot with Socrates as we actually planned a shoot together a good few years ago in the Ipso hey-days, which never came about. I love it when things come back around, fate. When you click with a photographer it can be really special. Here's to the start of something beautiful haha.

Click HERE to view his beautiful collection. BUY BUY BUY!

Below is a lil sneaky peak at the collection...

WILD AT HEART

2011-04-23T04:09:00.000-07:00

SHARON TATE

2011-04-20T07:51:00.000-07:00

"Sweet and pure a human being as I have ever known", Mia Farrow

"A gentle, gentle creature. I was crazy about her, and I don't know anyone who wasn't". Patty Duke

Polanski berated a crowd of journalists at a press conference, saying that many times they had written that Tate "was beautiful. Maybe the most beautiful woman in the world. But did you ever write how good she was?"

"This could destroy Roman. Marriage vows mean nothing to him but few men have adored a woman as much as he adored Sharon." Laurence Harvey

LEATHERLICIOUS

2011-04-19T11:11:00.000-07:00

Hello leather my old friend. Always been with us, whether thick or thin. From Rockers, to Punks, from porn stars, to pop stars, iconic in every form, defining each era, you unite us with your sexiness. Here's to leather, making EVERYTHING (even Cher) look good.

FOR OUR COUNTRY'S GOOD?

2011-04-18T14:18:00.000-07:00

With the royal wedding coming up, I wondered where our patriotic nation has gone and why. Then wondered if all our country does is good?

Is our country good? And what are WE, as citizens, doing for our country's good? As the next generation of Royal's prepare for their reign should we be prepared to give another chance?

WISHING

2011-04-18T13:40:00.001-07:00

Whatever happened to women like this!?

MIAOW

2011-04-11T09:07:00.000-07:00

It started with Leopard print underwear. Fiesty. Now I want a leopard print cat, and a leopard set of nails... Serious leopard fever.

WINONA FOREVER

2011-04-09T15:57:00.000-07:00

Reflective thought... Johnny and Winona... probably the hottest couple EVER.

FOUR

2011-04-07T13:44:00.000-07:00

Bleach Room Mix Four by Bleachroom on Mixcloud

JERRY

2011-04-01T05:12:00.000-07:00

xxxx

BYRON

2011-03-30T10:12:00.000-07:00

Last Saturday Paul and I went to Sloane St to meet the in laws for a burger at Byrons. Before hand we perused the foot market... and bought cheese and fudge (not together.)

Byron's is the ONLY place to eat burgers in London at a reasonable price! SO GOOD. Small concise menu, not too much choice, makes for nice quick ordering. Alex and Paul always go crazy for the Oreo Maltshake, I find it a LITTLE too much, makes me feel massive and pregnant.

I ALWAYS go for the chicken burger, mainly because I don't eat red meat and the mushroom burger sounds BORING and GROSS. No thanks. Fat chips are the best chips. FAT SAM.

Thankyou Mama and Papa Pepes for a lovely meal, and to Alex for being there.xx.

I OBVS GOT RID OF THE GIANT SLUG NEXT TO IT... GROSS

SKIDROB

2011-03-30T10:08:00.001-07:00

So Jamie aptly pointed out that our friend Rob looks like Sebastian Bach... So in tribute to Rob...

Totally totally totalllyyyyy.WOW

THE MOST INCREDIBLE THING

2011-03-29T07:03:00.001-07:00

I took Marine to see The Most Incredible Thing at Sadlers Wells recently. Tickets were originally booked as a surprise for Paul. But I forgot to remind him and he already had other plans. TYPICAL.

The Pet Shop Boys had teamed up with Javier De Frutos to re work Hans Christian Andersen's fairytale classic. This was the Pet Shop Boys' first composition for dance, and a debut I am glad I did not miss. A more than impressive creative team was put together to make the show, including Pet Shop Boys collaborator Sven Helbig, Tony Award winning designer Katrina Lindsay, and BAFTA award winning film animator Tal Rosner. The dream team, put together with a 26 piece orchestra and a insanely talented cast of 16, The Most Incredible Thing was set to WOW.

Featuring legendary dancer Ivan Putrov, the play takes us on the classic journey of oppression of the masses, then one day the king offers half his kingdom and his daughter's hand in marriage for the person who could present him 'the most incredible thing.' The good old journey of love, betrayal, jealousy and the happy ending is all present, and good does prevail in the end. Thank god for that.

I wasn't quite sure what to expect if I'm entirely honest... The Pet Shop Boys won BRITS and sold 100 million records, with 22 top ten hits, but were they capable of writing for the stage?? Yes. Is the answer. The score was incredible, and I hope it opens hundreds of new doors for dance. Classic stories can really benefit from a modern score. It can attract a whole new audience, which I find extremely exciting.

Below is a snippet of some of the score, no video, but great sounds...

GIGIGIGIGIGIG

2011-03-28T12:37:00.000-07:00

TUESDAY NIGHT we have a gig in ELEPHANT AND CASTLE. There is no Elephant OR Castle (disappointing) but do come along any way. It is the fabulous Cece's new night and we're playing all new album material! FUN TIMES

DOPPEL

2011-03-28T12:33:00.001-07:00

Alexander recently told me I looked like Brian Molko. I was ecstatic. This is wrong on SO MANY LEVELS

VIDEO SHOOT

2011-03-28T11:15:00.001-07:00

Last Friday we played our single for eight hours over and over again for our first video! Matt Lambert was directing it. The lovely Kate did make up again. I genuinely LOVE Kate. I wish I could take her EVERYWHERE, ALL THE TIME. Her general running commentary of life is just priceless. Thankyou Kate. She even let me apply foundation to her cheek at the end of the day. Learning from the master.

All the guys from our record label came down for the fun and frolics. I can't say too much, but I think it's gonna look ace. There was a lot of vaseline and water spray- to makes the beads stick to your skin? SO CLEVER and now I'm super moisturised, double win...

Here's a couple of photos from the set. Photos David Woods...

THE HAIR THE HAIR

2011-03-28T11:13:00.001-07:00

So you remember I was planning on having big hair for the album cover shoot... Christopher James caught a pic of it at Patricia's event. I LOVE IT. I WISH IT WOULD BE LIKE THIS WHEN I WOKE UP! Paul looks super hawt too.x.

THE EAGLE

2011-03-27T14:00:00.001-07:00

MEH MEH MEH MEH. The trailer was better than the film... AMERICAN ACCENTS?! And making an ENGLISH actor put on an American accent JUST so it was consistent, because all the American actors couldn't do an English one?! It's like Robin Hood all over again, except this we can excuse because it involves Christian Slater. Jamie Bell was good however, good little Geordie.x.

MY GIRL

2011-03-27T05:05:00.003-07:00

I love old school classics kids films. They just do NOT make them like that anymore. Films you can still enjoy as an adult, for example Home Alone, Stand by Me, The Goonies the list is endless... But top of my list is My Girl. I recently bullied Paul in to watching it... SO GOOD. Of course I cried when Thomas J hasn't got HIS CLASSES. "He can't see without his glasses..." Getting teary thinking about it now actually... If you've already seen it go re watch it, if you haven't seen it SHAME ON YOU.

SEA MOUTH

2011-03-27T05:01:00.000-07:00

I don't know whether it is my upbringing near a sea and subconsciously missing it but I am SO obsessed with sea salt chocolate. Rococo do an amazing milk chocolate version, but my personal favourite is Lindt dark chocolate with a sprinkle of seasalt. I know it may sound strange... But I am yet to find a person I have force fed it to that does not like it...

INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE

2011-03-25T14:56:00.000-07:00

Truly one the greatest films of all time. I remember secretly watching it as a child... Then begging my sister to buy it for me on VHS if I allowed her to name our cat Merlin (I wanted to call it Cole, after Newcastle United player Andy Cole?!?!?!? WHAT THE ACTUAL HELL was I thinking, thank god she called it Merlin- who may I add is still going strong)... She bought me Grease instead. Only film I LOVE Tom Cruise and Brad Pitt in. Antonio wins though. Round of applause please.

WELL DONE SIR

2011-03-25T12:57:00.002-07:00

YES VIGGO. YES.

GYM BUNNY

2011-03-25T12:20:00.001-07:00

Lo and behold, I've joined a gym!

And at £14.99 it is a very very good price I think you'll agree! Now £14.99 a month?! I was pretty sceptical. So I took myself along to Cambridge Heath to have a look around. It was amazing. So so bright, all natural sunlight, all new equipment, ladies only gym (THANK GOD! The last thing I wanna look at is men with neck muscles wider than their head and biceps bigger than their torsos grunting and sweating away... Although WOMEN who have that WOULD evidently be worse....) they also have a neon kinda gym, for the body conscious... looks kind of like a disco. FUN. All classes are also included barring yoga which is a small supplement.

Now my friendly personal trainer took me around. I genuinely LOVE him. I was HOPELESS. Barging straight in there "I DO NOT WANT TO LOOK LIKE A MAN, I DON'T WANT MUSCLES..." Flustering my way through the gym.... He was very patient, and quickly showed me how to use everything. I signed up on the spot. I hope he got some kind of commission? He was super fun.

More to report on my first session soon. No doubt THAT will be hilarious... For those who would like more info click here. They even use a hot model, rather than butch butch women who look like men... High Five.

xx.

MUSWELL HILL

2011-03-25T11:58:00.001-07:00

A beautiful sunny day, and a trip to Muswell Hill. Dressed in my beautiful new silk shirt, very short circle skirt and new killer suede heels I tottered (literally fell over about 40 times) delicately (unsuccessfully) around the beautiful broadway. Amy lives in Muswell Hill, and I am desperate to live here. Here or Highgate Village, which we also walked to later on.

The charity shops were great, although I refrained from buying anything apart from some homemade chutneys- new obsession. (Not from a charity shop, second hand chutney would be gross...)

I moaned the whole of the way on our walk to Highgate Village, either "my feet were hurting" or it "was too hot." or "that baby was looking at me weirdly..." You know the general stuff...

We had Sunday Lunch at The Flask. It was rammed, we managed to squeeze in at a table someone was departing from and somehow avoided the hour wait for food? The table next to us had been waiting for over an hour?! Ah wellllll. Highly recommended, perfect amount of food.

I LOVE HIGHTGATE village. Saw Minty from Eastenders AGAIN? We always see him when we are there for some reason? I think he is stalking us personally. I was desperate to see Samantha Janus (I cannot bring myself to call her WOMACK?! Just not the same ring to it...) but she was probably in hiding... As the public shy their children away from her...

Then everywhere was RAMMED that was dessert related, so we went to Cafe Rouge. An all time favourite of mine. I had chocolate ice cream and raspberry sorbet. I want it again NOW...

I'm so happy the beautiful weather is coming back. I hope it stays for a little while....

HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY

MEXICO

2011-03-25T11:53:00.002-07:00

I genuinely LOVE Mexican food. There is never an inappropriate time for mexican food really is there? Paul and I always walk past Mercado in Church St, and decided that we would eventually try it. I always wondered why we hadn't been until now. Now I know. Not that it was BAD... Just that it was WAY overpriced for mediocre food. I think I have WAY more fun making it myself. I had fahitas, Paul had a burrito. Now mexican food is VERY hard to get wrong, but also I guess equally as hard to make amazing... At a tenner each I was expecting something that rocked my world. It barely swayed...

Ah well... The cocktails were GOOD... (mine was virign due to the anti biotics i'm STILL on...) It has been three weeks since I have had a drink. I am climbing the walls.

DINNER

2011-03-22T08:50:00.001-07:00

I recently held a couple of couples dinner party for Marine and Hugh. In true housewife style I baked, whisked, simmered, boiled and panicked all afternoon...

I made bloody mary tomato soup- I seriously need to find a new starter...

1kg tomatoes sliced in half,

1 red onion diced small

rosemary sprigs

olive oil

bake for 45 mins, turning tomatoes halfway through.

Then 250ml vegetable stock and blend together. Sieve if you dont want bits. But I like bits. Add 2 shots of vodka at the end.

This is all bish bash bosh very easy. I then decided to cook Coq Au Vin, as Marine is French...

4 chicken breasts, roll in plain flour (seasoned with salt and pepper) and brown off in the frying pan (8min ish). Put chicken aside, add 200g bacon, chopped up, to the pan along with 250g chestnut mushrooms and a red onion chopped up. Cook for 5-10 mins then add 2 cloves of garlic, stir for a minute, add 600ml of red wine, bubble for a few mins and add 300ml of chicken stock and some fresh thyme. Cook for a couple mins. Add chicken again, bring to the boil then place in a casserole dish and bake in the oven for 2 hours on 180 degrees.

Voila.

Dessert. I genuinely hate making desserts. But I like to make the effort... I decided to try Gordan Ramsey's ginger and chocolate cheescake. And for a dessert it was pleasantly easy.

50g ginger nuts, smashed up with a rolling pin (put in a bag first, I learnt the hard way....) melt the butter and mix together with biscuit crumbs. Pour mixture into cake tin- preferably with removable base, I do not have one of these unfortunately. Bake for 5 mins on 190degrees.

In the mean time whisk together 250g marscapone cheese and 200g fromage frais, add two large eggs and 35g caster sugar, whisk whisk whisk. Melt 150g dark chocolate with ginger in it (I used green and blacks yummm) and fold into the mixture. Pour over the base and bake for 50-60 mins, till it is set.

The evening was lovely, and I managed to refrain from drinking wine, due to vertigo tablets, well done me. I'm a proper lil housewife.

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OLYMPIA

2011-03-21T15:01:00.000-07:00

Last Thursday evening, after our photo shoot, Paul and I hopped in a cab over to the ever sensual Patricia's art show at Degree Art Gallery on Vyner St. In a tribute to Yves Klein, Patricia got her nearest and dearest female friends to roll around 100 white canvas bags, covered in blue and black paint, the bags were to be sold at the launch (which I am currently using may I add!) Visually arresting documentation provided a short film of the girls creating the art. This tied in nicely with what was also a celebration of her book launching, some of her beautiful poetry... Congratulations Patricia on a very successful evening.

For more photographs, and to follow Patricia online click here for her blog.

All photographs Patricia Rezai.x.

SEXY LADIES!!!!

KATE NASH

2011-03-21T14:56:00.000-07:00

The fantastic Kate Nash recently asked me to do an interview for her new project she is doing. She is introducing after school clubs for girls to encourage them into getting into music. After discovering that only 14% of PRS goes to women she decided something must be done about it... And that something is Kate Nash's Rock n Roll school for girls, with sponsorship from the Co- Operative and support from Music Unites, she is now well underway with her project as she tours across the UK this month...

I was absolutely honoured to be asked to take part in it, I think what Kate is doing is absolutely amazing. She is a true inspiration and I wish her all the success in the world in making a difference. Hats off to you missy!

Contact afterschoolclubforgirls@gmail.com for more information

SHOT

2011-03-19T13:47:00.000-07:00

On Thursday we did the press shots/ and album cover shot. SO EXCITING. Shot by the one and only Dean Chalkley. We have worked with Dean from the beginning, he has been incredibly supportive to us from day dot, so we wouldn't have anyone else shoot us for the album other than him.

Dean is one of the most incredible photographers. He manages to capture a band's attitude, charisma and direction in one shot. He knows us inside out, we have a great relationship both personally and professionally.

Arriving bright an early at Sunbeam Studios we got to work. We wanted to capture iconic images, that are timeless. More to come soon... Cannot WAIT to see them. Very exciting... I especially cannot wait for the "5% increase" on my legs and bum... HIGH FIVE!

Japan

2011-03-19T08:25:00.001-07:00

The events that have rocked Japan has shaken the whole world. I watched the news as it was happening, and could not help but feel completely helpless, witnessing people losing their lives in seconds. Nature is a petrifying force. It does not matter how far we come with technology or medicine, however many discoveries we continue to make, nature is always strongest.

Watching the death toll rise and rise and rise makes me sick. Not having someone to blame, no reasoning, no justification or cause behind the incident makes it so much harder to deal with. "It's just one of those things." The bitterness cannot be taken out on something that cannot be helped. It leaves a raw emotion that you don't really know what to do with. A very uncomfortable feeling.

Please, PLEASE donate to the red cross, they have teams working on the ground right this second helping with the devastation, and loss. Click here to read more...

My prayers and love go out to all my Japanese friends, and I thank god they are OK and safe.

PANCAKE DAY

2011-03-19T08:16:00.001-07:00

I LOVE THAT THERE IS A WHOLE DAY DEDICATED TO PANCAKES!

I'm sure it has a religious agenda attached to it, but EVERY year without fail by the time it comes around again, I've forgotten how good pancakes are, and get SO excited about making them. Ruby came round and we ate LOADS and LOADS of them... So easy too there really is no excuse to not make them. I will make a conscious effort this year to not forget about them...

100g plain flour

1 large egg

125ml milk

35g caster sugar (optional)

whisky whisky (the verb, not the beverage)

frying pan.

Voila.

Magic.

ULTERIOR

2011-03-18T08:53:00.000-07:00

Ulterior EVENTUALLY released their album! Album launch was great, LOVE Neurotic Mass Movement. They really are an ace ace band.

Congratulations to Ulterior and my AMAZING boyfriend. It was a long time coming...

Go buy sexy merch and sexy music here

LITTLE BAY

2011-03-17T15:19:00.002-07:00

I got to see my beautiful friend Amy last week for dinner. We went to the amazing Little Bay in Farringdon. I have not seen Amy is WAY too long. There was also an opera singer on this night. FABULOUS (?) Little Bay is one of my favourite restaurants in London. It's always rammed and has a great atmosphere, and most importantly is dirt cheap!

I had goats cheese tart to start, followed by chicken with parma ham. We shared a beautiful banoffee pie for dessert. Was all fantastic. My personal HIGHLIGHT of the night was most definitely when a table of (clearly) american males, in the campest way possible, cooed and fanned their faces when the opera singer announced he was doing numbers from Les Mis. "OOH GOD I LOVE THIS ONE..." So the poor opera singer is trying to do this thing.... And the group then proceed to offer their services as they all sing (OF COURSE YOU ALL SING). The SHAME. The absolute embarrassment. Opera singer is a little put out, as the barber shop sextet start singing James Blunt songs (or something equally as crap...) I WAS MORTIFIED, Thank the lord I had my back to them.

I love Amy, seeing her reminds me of how much a miss her, need to make more of an effort. Do check out her music... in the form of Theoretical Girl, she has a beautiful voice.

London can be such a vortex sometimes. It sucks you in, everyone is so busy all the time. And before you know it, it's been six month- and six month too long- since you saw some of your bestest most dearest friends. I love London though, I love the fast pace and I genuinely think it is the most beautiful city in the whole world- especially in the sunshine.

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JUSTINE

2011-03-15T10:24:00.003-07:00

Justine Frischmann is hot. I can never really work out WHY?! But she MUST be hot for Brett AND Damon to fight over her...

WHOLE FOODS

2011-03-15T10:24:00.001-07:00

Totally smitten with Whole Foods. Paul DETESTS it, although I know he secretly loves it. He has a cetain denial to himself of his middle class upbringing. He likes to play the working class hero, but I've seen his family home, I've seen the school pics- oh the blazer, I know his secrets... He can't hide forever...

I always like to meander along Church St doing Stoke Newingtony things, and of course I pop in to the local Whole Foods, as you do. I LOVE it. I love the tester things, I love the salad bar, I love the fact that you can actually take your old ecover washing up liquid (and you KNOW we use that) and REFILL IT. See, everyone benefits.

Last time we went in we became obsessed with Dr Bronners. The liquid soap range was on offer, and I have to say, was completely sold on the packaging alone. They have the most amazing flavours, peppermint, almond, lavender, eucalyptus. You only need a very small amount and it lathers so thickly. Anywayyy, that's my new obsession and little treat to myself this month.

LIVERPOOL AND NOTTINGHAM

2011-03-15T10:14:00.000-07:00

Last Friday I visited Liverpool to see my very old (as in time period not in age) friend Sarah, who is expecting her first baby :).

We have been very good friends since the tender (?) age of fourteen. It was so nice to meet up, everytime we see each other it is like no time has passed at all. This is when you know you have a true friend. We reminisced for hours about the times we used to get up to allll sorts. I'm so pleased for Sarah, she will make the world's most fantastic mother. Born to do it.

We literally just stayed in, watched The Hangover, extremely funny, and had a curry. Perfect night in. I was sad to go the next morning. But another day, another city... And on to Nottingham to meet Paul, as he had a day off on tour and as I was "in the area" I went to join him. It was also an opportunity to meet up with Sophia at uni. Alex also decided to join us so was a great chance to all hang out.

Nottingham is not my favourite city, to say the least... BUT I was in great company, and I had a VERY good shopping trip. Three tops and a pair of shoes. I felt guilty about the shoes. But they are so pretty, and I NEEEDDD HEELS. Sophia found a great little french bistro for dinner. Those two went out afterwards and had a fab night. Paul and I went back to our hotel.

Sunday we found a scabby pub and had the best roast ever. Paul got me the large one?! THANKS PAUL... making me look like a fatty. I couldn't finish it, so Alex and Sophia turned up and finished them off. Bargain lunch. Although it did make me look obese when that barmaid cleared the table and my plate was empty.

YO

2011-03-15T09:15:00.001-07:00

OK. SO WHY HAVE I NEVER BEEN TO YO SUSHI BEFORE?!?!?!

Maybe because it has SUSHI in the title, and I do not like sushi.

However, after our fitting for our album cover and press shoot, Pandora took me to Yo Sushi just near her work. The lights, the colours, the water taps... God it was too much. I was so excited.

And praise god, they do other things other than sushi! I had a salmon teriyaki and plain rice with edamame beans- realllll adventurous there Sam...

For those of you who don't know/ havent been (which i'm sure is NO ONE coz I am the only loser who was a virgin to it...) a conveyor belt of food goes around you and you can choose which dish you want. If you can't see it you press a button and someone comes running. FAB FAB FAB. Each dish is a certain colour which represents the price you pay. God I love it. I wanna go back NOW.

Thankyou Pandora for finding me lots of beautiful clothes AND for introducing me to Yo Sushi...

Big Hair

2011-03-13T19:22:00.003-07:00

Soon I get to have my hair like THIS and I cannot WAIT..

PLACEBO

2011-03-13T19:03:00.000-07:00

I have refound my love for Placebo. Oh Brian... Why did you go crap?

GOOD:

KIKI

2011-03-05T12:46:00.002-08:00

I managed to get myself a signed copy of the new graphic novel of KIKI DE MONTPARNASSE by Catel and Bocwuet. It is amazing, I read all 400 pages in one sitting on a rainy afternoon.

Set in the beautifully bohemian 1920s France, a true story is told. Kiki is the muse of a generation and is the first emancipated woman on the 20th century. She inspired most of Man Ray's legendary photographs, as well as embarking upon a relationship with him. She would then go on to be immortalised by Kisling, Calder, Utrillo and Leger.

Here's to a true icon. An original. A wonderfully weird model. And a DAMN FINE lingerie collection...

PHANTOM FAINTING

2011-03-05T12:46:00.001-08:00

Just over a week ago I fainted just off Oxford Street. I was mortified. I fell to the floor, and the only thought in my mind as I was gravitating towards the concrete was "OH SHIT I'VE JUST HAD MY HAIR DONE..."

A very kind lady came to my rescue, at this point I was still seeing black, and mumbled something about my hair and that I was fine. Leaning over me, fussing around she started to come into view... My hero. NICKI CHAPMAN, of original pop idol fame. She picked me up and walked me to a cafe and bought me a coke, and stayed with me till I could actually walk without shaking. THANKS NICKI.

I then stumbled over to Pandora's office, feeling about three feet taller than I am. She fed me chocolate cake and I figured I had fainted because I hadn't ate all day. Stupid I know. So I went to eat, spoke to my Mum, and then it happened again. At this point it's rush hour, and I am freaking out. So I make my way home, call the doctor and they tell me to come in tomorrow.

THE NEXT MORNING:

Doc takes blood pressure, all good. Tells me it's probably stress (thanks... they love to pin it all on stress... Never mind the fact I'm not stressed AT ALL at the moment...) Naht happy. I went home, and just as I was on kitten wars laughing at cute cats, it happened again. So now I am genuinely nervous, freaking out I'm developing a brain tumour? Or epilepsy? I have no idea... So the next day I keep not stressful at all, and as I'm on the phone to Paul it happens AGAIN. And this time it's even worse, I woke up on the floor, having bitten through my lip and grazed my nose. OFF TO THE HOSPITAL... Blood sugar test, heart monitor, blood pressure, urine etc etc... All come back fine and dandy. Spoke to "holby city" style doctor, who told me to take it easy, and if it happened again I would need a blood test. BLOOD TEST?! I've managed to avoid having one of these for 24 years... So i started crying (again)... He ushered me out... Wanting to tend to the people with severed limbs... How rude.

11pm, happens again, when I'm lying down. So it's defo not fainting!? My Mum suggests it's vertigo... I look it up, and it sounds about right... So after another two dizzy spells lying down, I traipse back to the doctors. Monday morning, self diagnosis all ready... The doctors was HEAVING, and everyone was ill. I wanted to vomit right there in the waiting room. Covered my face with my coat not wanting to breathe... My appointment is 50 mins late... And she tells me it might be vertigo, so puts me on these tablets that make me a little spaced out, not in a bad way, in a "the world is great" way. Fine. By. Me. But she does tell me I have to face the dreaded blood test, and sends me back to the hospital. Crying I text my friend Marine begging her to come with me...

She lovingly obliges and meets me at Clapton. I feel weirdly calm. It's a beautiful day, I've worn a beautiful floral dress to brighten my mood, I keep telling myself it's only a blood test. We get to Homerton Hospital and make our way to the blood clinic. I turn around as soon as I see it and decide I'm probably fine. It was like an actual cattle market. "TAKE A TICKET AND WAIT FOR YOUR NUMBER!!!?!" WHAT?! No counselling before hand!!?? No private room??! Oh GAAAAD. CRYING AGAIN. Marine calms me down effectively and tells me she's already torn off my ticket so I have to get it done. She manages to sit me down. I see the ticket machine is on 76, I am number 06. PLENTY OF TIME. Not. Within 10 mins it's my turn. Marine walks in, I walk the other way. "Honestly I think it's fine.... Don't worry..." The little Phillipino nurse is amazing, not to mention hilarious. She lies me down on a special bed. I keep grabbing my arm back. Marine has her hands on my feet, as the last time I had an injection I kicked a nurse. The nurse brings in another nurse to "help." Comedy duo central. She sprays my arm with the anesthetic spray. Magical. "Do you have a boyfriend?! I bet he's very handsome..." I'm looking out the window and answering very slowly, as I figure the longer I take to reply the sooner it'll be over. And it is. I didn't even realise they had done it. Then I started violently shaking in a complete panic. Glucose shot please nurse... That's what I'd come for... So she told me to go sit in the garden just outside the blood clinic and enjoy the nice weather. I got out there and immediately called my Mum boasting about how brave I was as I had a blood test, and looked around me to see seriously ill patients, I felt horrendous. Gaining perspective on life at that second hit me hard. I had just conquered my greatest fear, yet these people were around me hadn't conquered... yet... And they were still smiling at the sun and the flowers. I then also realised that I was getting these tests for a reason. I was so focused on getting the actual test, I forgot that I had to wait for results! More news in about 5- 10 working days...

I treat Marine to lunch at the newly decorated Mess Cafe in Hackney (I prefer the old Mess myself...) for being such an amazing friend. I love you Marine.

PINE NUTS

2011-03-04T09:57:00.004-08:00

Pine nuts, pine nuts... Well my original memory of pine nuts was Dec 2005. Rosa was cooking me a vegetarian meal, which included pine nuts. I was watching her prepare, and being student halls, there was nowhere clean to lean on the surfaces, so I leant on a hob, naturally. However, it was on, and had been on for SOME TIME. My hand stuck to the hob, I ripped it off, leaving a nice hand shaped mark behind. I was in total shock and Rosa still had her back to me cooking, and was oblivious, until I fell to the floor, cradling my shriveled up claw hand. As soon as she realised what was going on, she hauled me over to the sink and as I floated in and out of consciousness she rang an ambulance and kept my hand under cold water. Ambulance arrives about 45 mins later? Great help. Could've WALKED quicker to the hospital. Then again it was New Cross, and they defo probs had more important things to worry about, like gang shootings and rape. So they wrapped my hand in cling film and told me I'd frozen my hand, which was a BAD IDEA, and that over the next hour my hand would "re heat back up" and it would be agony. I fainted. Again.

Burns unit: Rosa by my side, my hand was dressed and it looked like a mummy, a fat mummy at that. I kept passing out from the pain. And considering my burn wasn't actually THAT bad compared to the people who were head to toe... I was turfed out, with NO DRUGS!? I fainted again on the way out, poor Rosa had to DRAG me across the floor, god I am actually laughing whilst remembering this. A very nice paedeatrician took pity and gave me some VERY STRONG DRUGS. They helped. I was told not to take more than 8 in a day. I took them within 6 hours and was flying.

Anyway... I digress.... Pine nuts are my new favourite snack in the world. I love them. That is all...

TRUE GRIT

2011-03-04T09:57:00.003-08:00

On Wednesday Pandora and I went to see the remake of True Grit- The Cohen Brothers' latest film, starring Matt Damon and Jeff Bridges. Now I'm not normally a big Damon fan, so I was full of bitching and such before we even saw it. He was fantastic though, genuinely loved him. I think it's coz he was a bit fat, and looked a bit like Jamie Oliver.

Jeff Bridges, as always, was stupendous. A little unrealistic or "easy" in places, and a bit too convenient a story, but as far as character depth and progression between friendships goes, it was flawless. I had an awful feeling in the pit of my stomach for the rest of my night, the honesty and beauty of the emotions does pull on the old heart strings. Be warned.

THE CENTAUR AND THE ANIMAL

2011-03-04T09:57:00.001-08:00

Paul and I went to Sadler's Wells last Tuesday to see The Centaur and the Animal- a collaboration of work from Bartabas and Ko Murobushi. I touched upon Butoh, a highly skilled and disciplined Japanese movement form which originated after WWII, in university. Ko Murobushi is one of the greatest performers of Butoh, and was taught from the founder himself, so I was extremely excited to see him in all his glory.

Bartabas is a world renowned rider, director and stage designer. This was his debut in London. His equestrian theatre, Zingaro travels all over the world. Ko Murobushi has worked with Bartabas and the horses using Butoh and the results are astounding. Slow in some parts- as Butoh is- but extremely beguiling, and visually arresting.

The show looks at the relationship between a man and horse, and how they become part of each other on some level.

BSIDES

2011-03-04T09:56:00.002-08:00

Singles require b sides. So we headed off to Universal last week to record ours. The B Sides show a darker, heavier side to us. All a little bit twisted and driven. I love them so much I want them on the album. But a 15 track first album is a little intense. Even though Generation Terrorists has 18...

For our long standing fans, we have reworked a R O M A N C E classic, and it sounds like Iggy... SO EXCITED.

Mark the engineer was a top top man. We even got Alex Close and Moradical in to do backing vocals.

Fab. Not long now till the first single. Will keep you updated with all exciting news...

MAD MEN

2011-03-04T09:56:00.001-08:00

I cannot BELIEVE it has taken us THIS long to get into Mad Men. God SO GOOD. SO SO GOOD. It is my favourite series since 24! (This is a serious statement)

I watched one episode and dragged my ass to Dalston to get me some falsies! LOVE LOVE LOVE.

I cannot decide who I love the most. It is most probably January Jones though. She always looks amazing. I do want to scream at her though, but then I remember it is the 60's and times were different... Also she should dress like this is real life... Not like some Paris Hilton clinger on...

Peggy is also pure LOL. Wasn't she the girl from Girl Interrupted with the mangled face?

Don... Don don don... What a man. Although am I the only person who doesn't actually see why he is any good at his job? It seems to me like all he does is drink and doesn't come up with ANY ideas? And I genuinely just don't get the "LUCKY STRIKE, IT'S TOASTED."As the boardroom roars with applause? Seriously? REALLY?! I know this is their actual slogan, but continuity sucks, because LUCKY STRIKE started using that slogan in 1917. So there. He's still hot though... Also can you PLEASE stop cheating on your UBER HOT wife. Idiot...

And also sexy man from Sex and the City is in it. Top notch.

Go watch it!

xx.

My Own Private Idaho

2011-02-25T12:11:00.007-08:00

Paul and I watched My Own Private Idaho recently. I have to say, I was less than impressed. So basically, rather than waste my energy boring you with how crap I thought it was... Just appreciate the beauty of Keanu and River.

STRADA

2011-02-25T12:11:00.005-08:00

Marine and I have an ongoing relationship with Strada. We get the exact same main every single time, the exact same dessert to share every single time, and the exact same wine. I don't really know why. I think it reminds us of when we first met five years ago? There are better, restaurants, which we'd probably enjoy more, but for some reason we always like to go back, it's our thing I guess.

I'd say we have probably been to every Strada over London, however, the London Bridge one was a first for us. And by far, it is the best, even if it is for the view alone. Marine even tried a different dish. (I was shocked...)

London is truly a beautiful, mesmerising city.

Avene

2011-02-25T12:11:00.003-08:00

Let's start at the very beginning...

I cast my mind back six month ago, I did an event for Clinique. I taught them how to fit bras, in exchange they analysed my skin and gave me free products. How very nice.

Now before this meeting I had been perfectly happy with my albeit simple, but effective skincare regime. I used baby wipes to take off my make up and used a simple moisturiser. The skin care specialist was MORTIFIED with me, telling me I was ageing 800 years a second, and plied me with anti blemish products. (jeeeees I didn't even think I had that many spots......) RUDE

So anyway, I put my trust in Clinique, they are after all a market leader. They told me it would make me break out for the first couple of weeks. That I did. No matter, I figured it was cleansing me.... But what happens when the spots don't actually go?! I storm back to Clinique... They say keep at it, keep at it. Nothing, now 3 month on, I start noticing I'm getting seriously dry skin AS WELL as a few spots. So let me get this straight, my skin was OK ish with a couple of spots before Clinque, now it's DRY WITH MORE SPOTS?! My head was hurting. Then they made me spend another £30 on a moisture surge product. And I fell for it... I blame the strip lighting, it makes me nervous...

So six month on, enough is enough, I have to stay strong. Speech already planned out I approached the counter... I pretended I wasn't on any Clinique at all. She removes my make up and gives me a very automated, monotone, run of the mill consultation reading from a script as she analyses me... OK so what is her miracle solution....

"What you need is the anti blemish regime, it'll clear that right up."

"Oh that's strange, I've been on it for six month..."

"OH REALLY?!" nervous laughter "Erm, well..." Pause.... "That's weird...."

She then goes on to suggest another 4 products ON TOP OF THE THREE STEP?!?

"You're asking me to spend £170 on products that don't work?!" She was unable to provide any reason as to why the products did not work and why these extra ones would make a difference.... BYEEEEEEEEEEEE.

Marine swears by the French skin care brands, Vichy, Avene and La Roche Posay, so in desperation I head over to the stands to try and figure it all out. It's all too much choice and the strip lighting is making my skin look worse, especially since Clinique removed my make up.

Close to tears, ready to leave... My angel in white turns up. An off duty regional manager who represents Avene. Avene is available on prescription in France, all dermatologists use Avene, and can only be sold in shops that have a doctor or pharmacist on site. She told me Clinique had too many chemicals for me, and she was shocked I was put onto anti blemish straight away as my skin would have gone crazy with all the ingredients in it. She said my skin needed to calm down, and Avene's products have very very simple elements. She gave me a skin consultation in the shop and recommended a skin regime for me. So confident in her products she gave me her card and told me to call her in two weeks if my skin had not improved. I was not feeling confident at all so gladly took her card and kept it close to me for the next two weeks...

There was however no need. After the first two days my skin was reborn. Now I cannot stop talking about my new favourite products. They are cheaper than Clinique too. Win, win.

The hydrating serum in my personal fave. It plumps your skin right out and gives it a lovely glow. And what's more Boots have 3 for 2 at the moment what are you waiting for?!?!

Chit Chatting

2011-02-25T12:11:00.001-08:00

So Rachel made me go on Chat roulette the other night. I never actually understood it before. God it was fun. So fun I was crying with laughter, I love it when that happens. I do hope you like our disguises...

TANK(ing)

2011-02-25T12:10:00.005-08:00

FASHION WEEK FASHION WEEK.... My beautiful friend Pandora threw an ace party in a strip club in Holborn for TANK magazine. Paul and I DJ'd some classic hits. Little bit of Elastica, Lil bit of Queens of the Stone Age, LIL bit of Mazza Manson. You know the drill...

We had a swell time, and I borrowed this Ksubi dress, floor length chain mail effect. Totes amazing. Love it. Wanna keep it... The bra is Aliyah from Agent Provocateur. Paul's shirt is not from someone's bin... Promise. Anyway I think he looks lush.

Photo by Christopher James.

JESUS

2011-02-25T12:10:00.001-08:00

I re watched Jesus of Nazareth recently. I think this is one of the best interpretations I have seen of the Holy story. Not a religious person at all, but the tale itself is a pretty impressive one, and also Michael York makes an appearance as John the Baptist. HOT.

WHISKEY

2011-02-25T11:58:00.000-08:00

Nathalie bought me the most beautiful tumblers for Christmas, and I am desperately trying to get into whisky just so I can use them!!!!

LOOK HOW AMAZING THEY ARE!!!!

We had a few JD's, I've tried everything now, adding water seems to do the trick, then headed off to Proud to DJ at No Time For Hero's, for the lovely Leon.

A fun night had by all. I wore my new Helen Storey DALMATION skirt. I wish it was real Dalmation print.

MAGGIE JONES'

2011-02-25T11:44:00.000-08:00

Now back in August last year, when R O M A N C E first signed to Fiction, they treat us to a meal at Maggie Jones'. I always vowed to take Paul back there for an evening.

It is a true English rustic restaurant. With baskets of lavender hanging from the ceiling, wooden "booths" and pots and pans hanging from above. The atmosphere is extremely private, lighting not going above "candlelit." Booking ahead is essential. We were given a beautiful booth to ourselves next to the window on the first floor.

My most favourite thing about this restaurant is their HUGE wine bottles, you pay for what you drink, they mark the wine at the start and end of the evening. I had the stilton mousse to start and chicken with gravy for main (it was Sunday after all.) There is more adventurous dishes like venison and pigeon- I wasn't in the mood for adventure today though. Amazing amazing service, and incredible food.

We had two starters and two mains- no dessert and wine for £75. Not the cheapest, but worth a treat for a special occasion.

CORONET

2011-02-25T11:35:00.000-08:00

How I managed to work in Notting Hill for TWO YEARS and not even notice this place/ hear of it is beyond me, but the past is behind me and I must move forward...

The Coronet is an old cinema, still decked out in its original furnishings and fittings. Red velvet and ornate chandeliers galore. Paul and I celebrated Valentine's a day early, as to avoid the rush, and also, as it fell on a Sunday, we got to spend the whole day together. We thought the cinema would be RAMMED, however there was barely a soul in there ad we practically had the place to ourselves.

We went to see Never Let Me Go. I was expecting fireworks, I got sparklers that fizzle out after four seconds. I KNOW KEIRA KNIGHTLEY IS IN IT, and she ruins all films, but she was a supporting actress so thought I could push past it. Carey was great, Andrew was AMAZING, but there was no real direction. I appreciate the story line, and am actually very drawn to it, but I came out completely unaffected about a subject that should really get you wired. Maybe this was the point? To instill a feeling of normality to it? 6/10. Worth a go, but mebs just wait to DVD.

The Coronet also do a £3.50 deal on ALL SHOWS on a Tuesday, which we took advantage of this week to see The King's Speech- best film I've seen in a long long while. But more of that later...

MY SO CALLED LIFE ENDS

2011-02-25T11:27:00.000-08:00

I'm super sad to have finished My So Called Life. I always do this at the end of boxsets/ books. I actually get attached to the characters. I'll just rewatch it again in a couple of years... Like Band of Brothers, or 24. I have serious issues.

But for now, I'll just pay tribute to Jared...

AND JUST FOR FUN....

A SKETCHY BIRTHDAY TREAT

2011-02-17T06:20:00.000-08:00

Continuing the birthday treats, Alex took me to Sketch for cream tea. I LOVE SKETCH. I've only ever DJ'd there before, so the parlour was a new experience for me. I was greeted with the most beautiful bunch of flowers and (lordy) a cake from Pain, which I ate later that night...

We stepped through the looking glass into a modern lewis carroll world of rotating mirrors, swinging walls and encrusted cross toilet seats. Fabulous.

I like it when places "take my coat." It reminds me of old traditions, times that are now gone. Manners that are now gone. Of course everyone was French in the place, it adds a bit of class no?

We had cream tea- I had Jasmine, Alex had English Breakfast (for a change......) Scones were perfect. The staff actually took the liberty to make me a special birthday treat. Of their own accord! SO LOVELY. Why can't everyone be nice?

We finished up, and were fancying a drink now, so headed over to Bob Bob Ricard for a sneaky Champagne cocktail. The tiling in this place is incredible- turns out it was Alex's dad who supplied the tiles. Snazzy. I LOVE the pink waistcoats, I LOVE the pink cloakroom cards and I LOVE THE BUTTON YOU PRESS FOR MORE CHAMPAGNE. Totally.

We then went to old favourite The Stockpot on Old Compton St for a truly homemade dinner. Super super cheap and super super tasty.

Now I KNOW that does not look that appetising, but it really is. That is the homemade pate right there.

Thankyou to my wonderful baby sister for a lovely evening.

BORDERLINE

2011-02-12T15:02:00.001-08:00

Last Wednesday we had a gig at the Borderline as part of the XFM/ HMV next big thing showcase, along with Luna Belle, and Wolfgang. The show was sold out, so we were all extremely excited.

We hired MASSIVE amps for the tiny venue, and could barely fit on stage, which was rather amusing, considering all the other bands amps were about a quarter of the size. HELLO EAR SEIZURES.

Soundcheck was fine, then we had dinner in the pub next door. Who walks in? WHO WALKS IN?! BRETT ANDERSON. And I have not ONE scratch of make up on. MORTIFIED. Absolutely mortified. RAN to the toilets to paint my visage. By the time I get back upstairs preened and shined he has re located to the VIP section of the room- to which I am not part of. JESUS.

Anyway, I had more important things to worry about. Dave Berry introduced, and went on to inform us that Brett Anderson was in the audience. THANKS FOR THAT! Now my legs are jelly. GREAT. The gig was amazing, and wait for it- Brett actually was bobbing along to us, and said he loved us. SERIOUSLY BEST MOMENT EVER. I have never ever been to HOT on stage, the lights were like touching my head practically. Had a little faint when I got off stage. Graceful. Good look.

I then went out to find Brett, and he had disappeared. Like a ghost in the night.

Get your free download track from our forthcoming album here...

ENJOY

BODEANS

2011-02-11T09:54:00.001-08:00

For those who are unfamiliar with Bodeans, let me take this opportunity to enlighten you. It is 100% pure American ranch food. Attention to detail is not skimped upon. From the piggy head door handle, to the wooden branch like light fittings, the decor is as good as the food.

Tonje and I always like to frequent when we meet up. I always get the pulled pork sandwich- complete with chips and coleslaw (which I substitute for creamed corn YUM) it's super reasonable. The BBQ sauce- which is their own is quite simple the BEST BBQ sauce I have EVER tasted. I wish I could buy it.

To add to the experience they always have the ice hockey- or whatever big American game is on at the time- on the flat screens in the background.

It will make you feel so full that you may actually pop, and you will most definitely waddle home. But without a doubt, you will DEFINITELY return.

INTRODUCING ANNIE

2011-02-11T08:58:00.000-08:00

For a while now, I have been awaiting the arrival of Miss Annie Vaughan, Ruby's best friend from Australia. She is studying jewellery here for a year, so was super excited for FINALLY meet her.

Ruby took me to Garlic and Shots for food, and (stating the obvious) shots for my birthday, and Annie came along too. They actually do super nice food. The garlic bread was amazing, again stating the obvious, but anything with garlic in was insanely good. We all had a blood shot- pretty much a spicy bloody mary, yum yum yum. Eyes and nose watering.

Ruby bought me the most beautiful jumper from ACNE. I'm a lucky lucky girl.

At some point of the evening we got on to underwear (no I cannot go ONE day without talking about it...) and Annie had only brought over TWO BRAS FROM AUSTRALIA. Well I was distraught. So we all agreed to go underwear shopping on Saturday. YEYYYY.

Saturday- point of call NOTTING HILL. Here we have a selection from AP, Myla and What Katie Did AND the market's on. Fun times all round. We picked some food up from The Grocer on Elgin and started out at What Katie Did. I saw Annie as a leopard print kinda sexy lady, so she tried on the tremendous Josephine Set, and after persuading her she was in fact a cup size bigger than she originally thought she looked INCREDIBLE. Full set SOLD. Super super hot.

Now I am getting "new underwear envy" so decide I simply HAVE to buy new underwear, even though I'm TRYING to be good to save for Morocco. Nevertheless, I bought myself the Love Red set from Agent Provocateur. Valentine's day is around the corner after all...

On way home I bumped into a cherub charm bracelet. My mum is always saying Angels are watching over us, I take this as a sign, and snap it up for a mere £20. Bargain. Haggling skills still intact.

GRAZING

2011-02-10T03:34:00.000-08:00

For my birthday, Marine bought me ten boxes for Graze. Now I had seen advertisements lying around, so was very intrigued.

Basically graze.com deliver healthy nutritious snacks like dried fruit/ seeds/ nuts as often as you would like to your home in a cute (recycled, of course) box. You use their rating system on line to ensure you get the foods you like. I don't like nuts so crossed out all nut products. The sunflowers seeds dipped in chocolate however look pretty amazing!

My first box arrived on Wednesday. SO AMAZING.

Well and truly hooked. My next box is coming on Monday... Very excited indeed.

If you are intrigued click here for more information and be pleasantly surprised at their amazing healthy selection of snacks.

GET GRAZING

xx.

SLASH DOT DASH DOT SLASH DOT DASH HOT

2011-02-09T15:46:00.001-08:00

Ulterior eventually have their website up and running. Click HERE for pure sex.

VAGABONDIANA

2011-02-09T04:50:00.001-08:00

The beautiful Ellen did an interview with me on the wonderful world on lingerie. Click here to hop over to her wonderful blog to have a look!

xx.

MIX UP

2011-02-09T04:44:00.000-08:00

Paul's latest mix

Bleach Room Mix Three by Bleachroom on Mixcloud

PRINCESS SAMANTHA

2011-02-09T04:12:00.001-08:00

So Paul had done EXTREMELY well to keep my birthday present a secret, and didn't actually tell me until we were AT the airport! Much better than my attempt of last year spoiling Paul's bday surprise about 3months before we actually went. MAJOR FAIL.

ZEBRA IN THE HOTEL ROOM

AMAZING DECOR

So we get to Manchester Airport, after staying in a beautiful hotel after The Cult gig, shame I ruined the experience by having my head in the toilet for about an hour- DAMN STEAK. Paul announces we are going to Dublin. I LOVE DUBLIN. Haven't been in a couple years since I played a gig there, and the ferry ride home was hilarious. I remember Cherish's chair actually being thrown across the room with her in it? Fortunately we're flying this time.

We arrive at Dublin airport and take a taxi to our hotel- or should i say CASTLE. The castle was in the middle of nowhere, which suited me just fine. We had a rather ridiculously priced afternoon tea, and sat in a huge tudor bay window till it went dark, then went upstairs and watched a VERY VERY bad film- which somehow we managed to pay TEN POUND for?! We then had dinner in the hotel's michelin star restaurant. We sat by a log fire and ate amazing food. I could not face wine after last night, so a cranberry juice and an irish coffee (might as well) did me great.

The next day we traipsed around looking for Eddie Rockets, I had spent all morning BANGING on about it, so I was determined to go. We eventually found it, and it did not disappoint. Why don't London have Eddie Rockets?! SO MUCH BETTER THAN THE DINER.

We then went to an amazing tea shop, with the most insane amount of teas, I fell in love with a blood orange tea and bought a whole load of it.

Soppy, I know. And I really don't care! Please excuse.

Log fire

EDDIE ROCKETS OREO MILKSHAKE.

Plane ride home, came all too soon.

Thankyou Paul for a perfect birthday. LOVE YOUUUU

xxxx.

NEW OBSESSION

2011-02-08T10:53:00.001-08:00

So I've become obsessed with lemon and hot water. Not only does it save me money in cafes and bistros- I can feel the HATRED oozing out of the waitress as she serves me it- it is incredibly good for your insides. Detoxing/ cleansing/ hydrating/ antiseptic/ full of vitamin C. What could be better? And on top of it, it's free.

Water is truly amazing.

THE CULT WEEK TWO

2011-02-03T05:53:00.000-08:00

Week two started off with a day off. I got up and did my yoga class, Aggi from How Clean is Your House was next to me, she was amazing! I have seen her meandering around Stokey a few times. I then went to meet Amylee for lunch in Marylebone and to pick up my pictures I took for an exhibition there in June. The Prince Regent next door to Apartment C does a great fish finger sandwich. YUM. I then went to meet Alex for a coffee in Fulham Broadway, and Cece came to take a picture of me for her project which is following 6 people over the course of a year, capturing their development, taking one picture a month. Stayed over at the in laws and caught an early train home to pack for the week ahead.

Tuesday was Nottingham. I was excited to see Sophia. We played well, and the reception was great. I met a midwife back stage- not on duty thankfully- who made me want to drink the WHOLE ALCOHOL CONTENT OF BACKSTAGE, it was petrifying. She was fab, but has defo put me off children for at least ten years. Paul Mcgregs also came along so was nice to catch up briefly. Emily came for the night and bought us alot of Jager. Good girl. We then went out with Sophia and John, who techs for Masters of Reality. Nottingham is the only place I got inappropriately touched up by members of the audience FOUR times. Thanks guys. Thanks alot. "He was only trying to touch your bra strap. He wasn't being pervy." Came the CRAP out of some pervs mates' mouth. OH IM SORRY, THATS OK THEN... PLEASE GO AHEAD. FAB.

Sophia and I.

My new best friend "The Midwife"

"Jagermasters"

Paul McGregs and Jamie.

The perks of sharing a dressing room with Master of Reality

Night time snack with Alex.

Wolverhampton, well, although we played well, this was probably the least full of the gigs on tour. Good crowd response however, which is all that matters. I guess people in Wolverhampton go out a little later as it soon filled up for Masters and The Cult. We found THE MOST AMAZING vintage shop just outside the venue called Trisha's. Do pop by if you're in the neighbourhood, as hands down, this is the best second hand clothing emporium I have ever seen. Absolutely tiny, yet the clothes were incredible, and SO CHEAP. I wanted EVERYTHING in sight. However, baring in mind I don't have that kind of disposable income to purchase the whole stock, I settled on a cropped sheep skin, a leather bra with chain link straps, and a velvet cape with fur trim. OH YES. It all came to a whopping £55. BARGAIN. I also managed to nab Paul a couple of spotty shirts. Alex bought an amazing red paisley shirt, Jamie got some kneelength BLUE leopard print boots and David got two leathers and a denim jacket. HAPPY SHOPPERS.

Little Black Riding hood

TRISH- new hero.

Jamie's new footwear.

We drove back to Newcastle after the gig. I was looking forward to my bed at my Mum's house and lots of hugs. We arrived at about midnight, out like a light, slept till about 11am. Best sleep in a long long long long time.

Morning of the Newcastle gig me and my Mum had lunch. I had a GIANT yorkshire pudding with sausage and mash, and we had a long chat abut our family's history and her childhood. I never really knew my Grandad, as he passed away when I was 3, but I love hearing about him. I wish I could meet him now. I then went to meet Paul at the station as he was joining us for the last three dates. We had a walk around town then headed over for soundcheck.

The Newcastle gig was good, my Mum and John came of course. I always feel slightly strange playing in front of my Mum as I am scared to do "sexy" moves. Nevertheless she loved it, thankyou for coming Mum. I went home straight after the gig, I just wanted to curl up on the sofa with Paul and chippy chips. Prudhoe High St does the BEST chips.

Clemmy three cakes.

I was lucky enough that our day off fell in Newcastle. So I (my mum)took this opportunity to book a dentists appointment. I was SO brave, I had a small filling on the spot WITHOUT any numbing. I'm starting to conquer the fear. Slowly slowly.

We then went for a family dinner. Although I made a SERIOUSLY bad mistake in ordering chickens liver. Still having nightmares about it now. Greasy, yak yak yak.

In the evening Paul and I met up with my oldest, best friends Nathalie, Deborah and Laura. We were inseperable from 17-19, and although all doing our own things now, was lovely to meet up with them as a group and reminisce about how ridiculous we used to be, like seriously, hideously ridiculous. Cringeworthy is probably the word... Paul must have been bored stiff, although Alex did join us later so they talked "men" stuff no doubt?! Ermmmm....

Deborah and I

Saturday saw a trip to Glasgow, I LOVE GLASGOW. We discovered an amazing deli and sat in there for about 3 hours. The show was great, then onto Carlisle to stayover.

Manchester, last but not least was incredible! By the time we played there were easily 800 people there. Thankyou thankyou Manchester for the most incredible response. We added a song to the set this night, so played a little longer. Favourite fans Dave, Mike and Rick came along and were front row for this gig. Was lovely to see them. The guys had to drive back to London straight after we played, but me and Paul were staying over in Manchester as the next day was my 24th birthday and he was taking me somewhere special...

We got drunk drunk drunk with masters of reality and had a BALL. I ate a steak- BAD idea, I havent really touched red meat in over a year- I then violently threw this back up.

Beautiful end to the tour.

David soundchecking

Last night of tour in Manchester.

BIG MISTAKE

I LOVE DAVE CATCHING.

ABBY TRAVIS.

Thankyou to The Cult and to Masters of Reality for being incredible. You guys are totally insanely awesome and cannot wait to work with you again in the future.

BIG LOVE

THE CULT WEEK ONE

2011-01-22T14:11:00.001-08:00

A great start to the year. What can be better than touring with one of your favourite bands? We were lucky enough to be approached to open for The Cult at the end of last year. After their success of touring the LOVE album in 2010, the band decided to revisit some old material including Southern Death Cult stuff (AMAZING)

Tuesday 18th kicked us off in Leeds, no soundcheck. Line check straight into a gig. Bloody awful.

Me and Alex then got VERY drunk in some VERY questionable places with some VERY questionable people... Back to the travel lodge for 5am. Excellent.

Wake up feeling not hungover at all. I was scared to move in case the hangover kicked in. It didn't. WIN. Bristol is a beautiful city, and we got a slight line check this time, and we even managed to come off stage for ten mins before playing. That ten minutes really makes all the difference to calm your nerves and regroup to prepare for live. It was a much better show, with a great monitor mix. We loaded out in record time and drove back to London.

Thursday saw a day off. I literally vegged out all day and watched Dawn Porter, extreme wife and that gypsy wedding programme. Perfect day off, however, I did feel a little guilty that I got NONE of my to do list done.

Friday was London. Hammersmith Apollo is by far my favourite venue in London. It is incredible. The gig was fantastic... Paul's family came to see me, which is always brilliant. They are so supportive, and it means so much to me. THANKS GUYS :). Early night this one, JUST caught the last tube home.

Saturday was Cambridge. I LOVE CAMBRIDGE. This was the best dressing room we've had so far, mainly because I couldn't see my breath. Always a bonus. We were also sharing with Master of Reality. LOVE THESE GUYS! Not only do they let us share their rider, but they are SUPER COOL people and I love them, ALSO ABBY USED TO BE IN ELASTICA!

Sunday, we were not particularly looking forward to. Bournemouth. However we were proved wrong. By far the best gig to date. The crowd were amazing and the little boys were going mental. THANKYOU BOURNEMOUTH you are super cool.

Sunday drive back, fell asleep all the way to London.

WEEK ONE DONE.

SHORT CHANGED

2011-01-16T12:03:00.000-08:00

I recently popped into my local charity shop as they had a half price sale on- I feel terrible... Charity shops shouldn't have half price sales, and I shouldn't be going in JUST BECAUSE it is half price.

Anyway I could not be bothered to try anything on and I found an AMAZING pair of trousers. "OOOH they look just my size..." I'm deluded. I genuinely have body dysmorphia. I think I'm SMALLER than I am. I looked at the label when I got home after DYING that I couldn't do them up. They were aged 11.

Kill me now.

ASAKUSA

2011-01-16T04:34:00.001-08:00

A couple of years ago my friend James took to me to the most incredible Japanese restaurant. Asakusa is the only place I have been to in London that matches the food I had in Japan. It is A- MAZING. Traditional decor and affordable prices, boasting "the best sushi in London." I met Marine there after practice on Friday (after my coat got SOAKED through by an air conditioner!?!?! BRILL- so I was walking around London coatless, true Geordie that I am- leaving a dripping trail behind me, god knows what people were thinking...)

I'm super glad that I booked a table. It is RAMMED with a queue out the door. SUCKERS. I LOVE Japanese plum wine, always gets me drunk quicker than normal wine? Maybe it's placebo. For starters we had nasu dengaku- which is aubergine with a sweet miso paste? Aubergine has never tasted SO GOOD and edamame beans yum yum yum.

Marine then had sashimi and miso soup and I had a salmon teriyaki set. Followed by green tea ice cream- SO OBSESSED with this. Was a very pleasant dinner, apart from the police and ambulance directly outside the restaurant police taping the area off. Super. Also there was an upset American next to me with a very nasal drawl. She was NOT happy with her partner. SSSHHHH leave your domestics at home PLEASE. Then she was embarrassed with him because he asked for a fork. Poor guy.

We then met Paul at a pub- with a playlist that was easily 6 years old- near the restaurant, on the way we caught a toff guy coming out of a "sauna massage parlour" he saw us and scurried into an off licence. DIRTY DIRTY MAN. Actual LAUGH OUT LOUD moment.

For anyone interested in the restaurant it's round the back of Mornington Crescent Station- on Eversholt Road and it's called Asakusa (020 7388 8533 for reservations)

xxxx

THURSDAY

2011-01-14T04:45:00.000-08:00

Thursday was a very productive day. I met the beautiful Patricia, my sister in black, for breakfast on broadway market. Despite getting my order wrong then the waitress blaming it on the fact the man who took my order was French, slightly racist but whatever, it was a very pleasant morning. We even sat outside, I hope this is a sign that the winter is GOING AWAY.

I walked back through London Fields, I had some time to kill before I met Alex so got a chinese massage at my favourite place, however my favourite lady was not in and the massage was crap. I hate parting with my money when it is not justified. Ah well. I then bought Vogue- Victoria Beckham is looking HAWT- and took a leisurely journey to Green Park.

As we were walking to the pub, a man out of nowhere grabbed Alex and said "Im so sorry, I don't normally do this but you are beautiful bla bla bla, what's your name?" To which a reply came Alex... He then turned to me and said "So what's the coolest things about Alice?" So not only does he not LISTEN he is now dragging me into the convo. Now up to this point I think this is really sweet. Until his "mate" conveniently rocks up and starts chatting to me. Im now trying to figure out if we're being robbed by two toffs or if they're trying to steal our identities or if they are just two guys who ACTUALLY chat up girls on the street. Backed against the wall, bags behind me. I've been pickpocketed before, these chaps aren't getting away with it. They are VERY intense and "up in our grill" And they actually say things like "What do you normally do when you're not chatting to good looking guys?" OH GAWD, people actually say this still?!... I'm looking around for a camera crew? They eventually go, but Alex got cornered into giving them her number. DEAR GOD. Now they have her name AND her number?! Am I turning into a cynic? Maybe these guys were genuine, and actually NICE... And I'm getting way to sceptical as I loom further and further towards mid twenties... Well you never know... London does have some nice guys?

I am genuinely shook up after this and trying to make sense of it all. Bottle of wine calms me down. We had a very very nice lunch and I got some very very nice Christmas presents (I know CHRISTMAS PRESENTS... Little late there Alex... jeeeeez)

Half tipsy we then teeter over to the Wolesley for cream tea. I am in awe of the interior. Incredible tiling, and the uniforms are pretty great too. I had Jasmine tea, and Alex had English Breakfast. Truly some of the greatest Jasmine tea I have ever had. We sat here for a while, then braved the rain and walked to the tube station to go to Adham's exhibition.

Adham is without a doubt, one of the loveliest most genuine people I have ever come across. He is a true artist and a beautiful being to be around. He was holding an opening for his exhibition Legend II at the Aubin Gallery on Redchurch St.

"A legend is a narrative of human actions that is perceived to have taken place within human history" Through different mediums- including sculptures and video as well as prints- Adham explores the concept of "legends" He will also be hosting two evenings in the Aubin Cinema to compliment the subject:

January 22nd 4pm: "Legend: Dance in the service of narrative" Adham Faramawy, Susu Laroche and Reba Maybury

Feb 19th 4pm: "The Legend of Michael Jackson" Alex Williams

The exhibition runs from now until February 20th.

After congratulating Adham on a huge success we went home and Paul cooked me beans on toast and watched Eastenders and for half an hour I felt like a student again.

BLEACHROOM TWO

2011-01-14T04:41:00.000-08:00

Paul's second mix.

Bleach Room Mix Two by Bleachroom on Mixcloud

YOGA

2011-01-13T14:58:00.000-08:00

It actually PAINS me to say this next sentence. On Tuesday Rachel, Dan, Paul and I (yes that is a couple of couples) did yoga together- could we get any more Stokey!? Next we'll be shopping at Whole Foods together, after a decaf soy latte. Now I've been wanting to start Yoga for a very long time, as have the other party members, it's not like we were TRYING to go on a couple date to YOGA. Or were we.......

Anyway, I walked to Rachel and Dan's feeling uber healthy. Dan was wearing Rachel's jogging bottoms as he didn't have any of his own. LOL numero uno of the evening.

So we walked up to the "yoga class" buzzed on the buzzer and the reply was simply "We haven't had a yoga class here for half a year..." I felt a shiver down my spine, like in one of those films where something really freaky happens and you haven't quite worked it out yet. It was DEFINITELY advertised and we were DEFINITELY at the right building. Sadly we got no answer to the riddle. It just wasn't on. LOL NUMBER TWO.

Nevertheless, we were undeterred. Being Stokey there is BOUND to be another class on round the corner? There was. We were early so sat in the pub for half an hour first and talked about child birth- natch

I love yoga teachers. They are always mid forties, really good shape, normally wearing a breton top- today was no different. Loved her. I loved her way of speaking "this one a little more difficult for the chaps." LOL NUMBER THREE.

My favourite LOL of the night (number four) was when Paul was struggling with holding his legs straight so yoga milf came over and helped him whilst saying "just feel those muscles getting softer, softer..." I actually laughed out loud as this point, much to disapproving yoga swots annoyance... whatevs.

"Did anyone else see Jesus at the end?" FINAL LOL OF THE EVENING- thankyou Dan.

I was actually quite good at this class- FINALLY.

PRACTICE MAKES PERFECT

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First practice back was on Tuesday. Now it is known amongst our band members we are not the most diligent rehearsers. We do have a knack of being able to remember things quite well in our defence, but none the less it was a very liberating feeling to be back in the studio playing our songs after a months break. And we are touring with The Cult (OH EM GEE) from the 18th so we thought best put some practice in. This was also the first practice with my new earplugs. I have befriended them now, and David showed me a much easier way to take them out. I have to say they are great. I can still hear everything perfectly, just a lot quieter. I have a feeling my monitors are going to be deafening. Totally defeating the point of the earplugs no?

I cannot believe how quickly this has come around. It seemed two seconds ago that we were recording in the middle of nowhere in a perfect haven. I was arranging when I could see friends after the Christmas break and it dawned on me that the start of tour is next week. A week today in fact. CANNOT CONTAIN EXCITEMENT. Touring is by far my favourite part of being in a band. I suppose it is most musician's favourite part. I love the routine. A new city every day. Wake up, travel, soundcheck, eat, play, drink, sleep. And repeat. I could repeat repeat repeat forever.

We met our new tour manager Brett on Tuesday as well. He is a lovely chap, and is incredibly smily and calm. A valuable quality since he'll be looking after us four for two weeks. God bless him.